Fan: Oppa help me go to work. kekekekekekekekeke
JongHyun: kekekekekekekekekekeke sorry.
Fan: Oppa I’m having a headache!
JongHyun: Eat medicine.
Fan: Oppa my eyes hurts!
JongHyun: ㅠㅠ It hurts? Close your eyes~
Fan: Oppa please send me a reply, even if it’s just a dot!
Fan: Jonghyunnie Oopa please reply me too!
Fan: Come with me to Kanttappia Planet? (It’s a planet in the cartoon Dooly the Dinosaur)
JongHyun: I don’t want.
Fan: Fine. Since I only received one reply from you, I’ll go dream of Kibum oppa.
JongHyun: ;;; Tsk! The one who replied is me, yet the one whom you’re dreaming of is Kibum ;;;
Fan: Hyung~~ You slept?
JongHyun: Hyung…? You..? You this.. guy? You.. bastard? Bastard? (Note: Bastard in diff way of typing.)
JongHyun: You called me hyung just now and now you’re using informal language to me? -Smacks-
Fan: Oppa what phone are you using? Blackberry?
JongHyun: Using 2 phones.
Fan: What’s after SamRangHae? (Note: In dictionary, SarangHae comes after SamRangHae, which means I love you.)
JongHyun: ke You think I’ll reply?
Fan: Do you have iPod Touch 4th Generation?
Jonghyun: I have.
Fan: When you get your driving license, we’ll go on a car trip.
JongHyun: I already have driving license.
Fan: Really? Got it? When? Oh~ Oppa is a man who can drive~
JongHyun: Just now u said u’re nuna now you’re calling me oppa. Liar!
Fan: Sing for me ㅠㅠ
JongHyun: Do not want
Fan: When are you going to the dorm? Let’s go together.
Fan: I dare you to only reply me! You dare? hehehe
JongHyun: I hate you let’s break up.
Fan: No way~ Me.. Really likes oppa~~~
JongHyun: Kid, how old are you
Fan: Oppa seems bored, so I’ll obviously play with you. hehe
JongHyun: ;;; You’re… a little irritating… ke
Fan: Irritating? You’re saying I’m irritating? Try saying that again ㅠㅠ
Fan: Tsk ㅠㅠ My heart hurts ㅠㅠ
JongHyun: What tsk?!!
Fan: It’ll be good if oppa have musical hehe
JongHyun: I don’t like to act in musicals. ke I only like watching.
Fan: It’s a lie ㅠㅠ How can Eunji be a guy’s name??!! Huh?
Fan: Play with me ㅠㅠ You woke me up so now I can’t sleep!
Fan: How old am I~~~~
Fan: Can’t sleep?
Jonghyun: I don’t even sleep at this timing. (Note: It’s 5am Korean time when he replied this.)
Fan: I dreamt of oppa and then I woke up ㅠㅠ
Jonghyun: Got woken up by me (in her dreams) feels good right ke
Fan: Oppa did I send too many UFOs??
JongHyun: Huh? I don’t know.
Fan: Seems like oppa’s heart is beating in my chest.
Fan: What can I do? ㅠㅠ I really miss Oppa ㅠㅠ How?
Jonghyun: What can you do? Just bear with it.
Fan: Oppa went to Kibum’s art exhibition and left message on his guestbook right? If it’s true reply me.
Fan: It’s dawn, you’re not sleeping, what are you doing?! Faster go to bed! Staying at home nowadays?
Fan: Oppa, from which page onwards do you view the UFOs? I’m curious! Tell me! ^^
JongHyun: Until page 10?
Fan: Keep on having good dreams? ~~~
JongHyun: Woh~ Woh~ Woh~ Kkyou~
Fan: What songs are you listening to nowadays?
JongHyun: Nowadays, Maroon 5!!
Fan: What are you wearing now?
JongHyun: You pervert?
Fan: Oppa what are you wearing now??
JongHyun: Little pervert why keep asking this?
Fan: Why sleeping already~ Why are you sleeping already~ Still much time left~~ (Jonghyun’s Muzit solo part)
JongHyun: Not sleeping yet ;; ke
Fan: Oppa you slept? I’m asking you~~
JongHyun: Not sleeping
Fan: 4885 is u right?
JongHyun: That’s not my number. I’ll bet all my assets plus Roo, that that’s not my number. If you’re tired, go sleep.
Fan: Buy me food from Kangnam! (Expensive district)
JongHyun: ㄴㄴ (Which also stands for 노노 = Nono)
Fan: I need to sleep ㅠㅠ Goodnight! -kiss-
Jonghyun: You this!! Going to sleep?!?
Fan: This?!! I’m nuna and you’re calling me this?! Huh?
JongHyun: kekeke How are you a nuna. Now you revealed your age.
Fan: Cute little JongHyun what are you doing? I wanna receive reply ㅠㅠ You won’t hate me for calling you cute right?
Jonghyun: kekekekeke what is this keke
Fan: Really good to receive reply ㅠㅠ On this monitor there’s Jonghyun chibis growing keke Cute right? hehe (Desktop buddies?)
Jonghyun: Woah! You can grow me? So I’ll grow bigger?
Fan: You won’t grow bigger, you’ll just multiply hehe Woa.. I received 3 replies! Like a dream. Really happy hehe
JongHyun: Multiply ;;; It’s Planaria!!!!! (A kind of worm.)
Fan: Going to sleep? Really want to see you playing guitar. The singer I’m always greatful to. Sleep well.
Jonghyun: Goodnight hee
Fan: I’m born in 1st half of 1992, it’s okay to use informal language towards Kibum right? Agree?
JongHyun: Why ask me.
Translation Credits: SHINeeWorldSG (Please take out with proper credits)
UFO Credits: DCinside